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September 19th, 2005
03:53 pm

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alright mate. [says the young lad getting aboard earlier to day]
can'a 'ave a child ticket to the square?
No, [says I]
why not?
Because you have a cigarette tucked behind your ear.
eh? [finds cigarette and trys to look surprised] don't know 'ow that got there, must 'ave ben put there by some t**t.
Oh yes... [says I] what year were you born?
'm fourteen,
What year were you born?
ah dunno, nineteen eighty,. [at this point I interrupt, I worked out the math months ago nineteen eighty anything, too old for child fares.
Nope sorry full fare I'm afraid [like hell ;) ]
no really i'm 14, I've got a driving license do you wanna see it?

[slap head, snigger lots, rest of conversation lost in silent mirth]

Needless to say he paid full fare.

any one who dosn't believe these sort of things happen on my bus has my full permission to come with me for a day and watch. (provided of course they pay the appropriate fare...)

Current Mood: amusedamused

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From:lizblackdog
Date:September 19th, 2005 03:55 pm (UTC)
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I don't doubt it in the slightest. I've spent enough time on buses to see some of the daftness that goes on.

Oh yes, you might enjoy weird_transit - they'd appreciate stories like this as well...
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From:steverogerson
Date:September 19th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC)
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He'll probably be your MP one day.
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From:grikmeer
Date:September 20th, 2005 11:28 am (UTC)
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Someone with a lower IQ than Grikmeer... shoulda caught him and put him in a cage for use to laugh at :)
From:ia_robertson
Date:September 29th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC)
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Happy Birthday for Saturday!

Alastair.
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